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#4171 |  | Kennedy's Market Theorem: Given enough inside information and unlimited credit, you've got to go broke.
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#4172 |  | Kent's Heuristic: Look for it first where you'd most like to find it.
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#4173 |  | kern, v.: 1. To pack type together as tightly as the kernels on an ear of corn. 2. In parts of Brooklyn and Queens, N.Y., a small, metal object used as part of the monetary system.
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#4174 |  | kernel, n.: A part of an operating system that preserves the medieval traditions of sorcery and black art.
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#4175 |  | Kettering's Observation: Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence.
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#4176 |  | Kime's Law for the Reward of Meekness: Turning the other cheek merely ensures two bruised cheeks.
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#4177 |  | Kin, n.: An affliction of the blood.
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#4178 |  | Kington's Law of Perforation: If a straight line of holes is made in a piece of paper, such as a sheet of stamps or a check, that line becomes the strongest part of the paper.
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#4179 |  | Kinkler's First Law: Responsibility always exceeds authority.
Kinkler's Second Law: All the easy problems have been solved.
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#4180 |  | Kliban's First Law of Dining: Never eat anything bigger than your head.
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