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#4261 |  | McEwan's Rule of Relative Importance: When traveling with a herd of elephants, don't be the first to lie down and rest.
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#4262 |  | McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom: If an item is advertised as "under $50", you can bet it's not $19.95.
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#4263 |  | Meade's Maxim: Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else.
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#4264 |  | Meader's Law: Whatever happens to you, it will previously have happened to everyone you know, only more so.
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#4265 |  | meeting, n.: An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or department not represented in the room must solve a problem.
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#4266 |  | meetings, n.: A place where minutes are kept and hours are lost.
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#4267 |  | memo, n.: An interoffice communication too often written more for the benefit of the person who sends it than the person who receives it.
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#4268 |  | Mencken and Nathan's Fifteenth Law of The Average American: The worst actress in the company is always the manager's wife.
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#4269 |  | Mencken and Nathan's Ninth Law of The Average American: The quality of a champagne is judged by the amount of noise the cork makes when it is popped.
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#4270 |  | Mencken and Nathan's Second Law of The Average American: All the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards.
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